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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Ivy & Bean: What's The Big Idea? by Annie Barrows

Ivy and Bean What's the Big Idea? (Book 7)
Ivy and Bean are marginally less loathsome in this, the 7th of the series, but the book itself was depressing, shallow, and, well, depressing.
Ivy and Bean learn about GLOBAL WARMING from the seemingly dim witted 5th graders in their school, and when the whole 2nd grade class goes into deep funks about the planet's impending DOOM, their teacher assigns them all to do projects that will help save the planet.
Ivy and Bean waste a lot of time, energy (both theirs and consumer fossil-fuel based energy) on a lot of different ideas, before coming to their inevitable and sappy and insulting-to-adults conclusion.
Hideous, on about 20 levels.

Beyond the Vicarage, by Noel Streatfeild

Either the new computer or blogger or the combination is being a pain in the ass ( I really hate this new computer).
Good book.
Too irritated at the world to say any more about it.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth, by Jeff Kinney

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth
#5 in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series. Greg Heffley's journals are still funny, but it's hard to see how he'll go into the high school years and 'keep it clean'.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

The Making of A Marchioness, by Frances Hodgson Burnett

Emily Fox-Seton Being The Making of a Marchioness and The Methods of Lady Walderhurst God, it really is so interesting to get to read some of these rather obscure early 20th c books, that are, thanks to Persephone Press and The Bloomsbury Group, being re-released. Wish Amazon would link to ther very attractive new cover, but it won't, and I'm feeling lazy, so that's that for cover images.
ANYWAY.
Best known for her childrens' writing, such as The Secret Garden and A Little Princess, Frances Hodgson Burnett also wrote adult fiction, and this is a really surprising example of that.
A bit of fairytale, a bit of romance, a bit of gothic suspense and danger, but with a heartily, astonishingly down to earth heroine- 35 year old Emily Fox-Seton, who, to the surprise of all, marries the dashing Marquis of Walderhurst. Emily's later-in-life marriage causes upheaval among her family and new in-laws, but she carries the day in the nicest of ways.
She is a bit of a Sara Crewe, in that she sees the best in every situation, but she also, as a woman and not a young girl, has passion and a lust for life that unworldy Sara never seemed to have.
Very interesting book!

The Barefoot Contessa: How Easy is That?, by Ina Garten

Barefoot Contessa How Easy Is That?: Fabulous Recipes & Easy Tips Some great ideas from my favorite chef-character.

Bright Young Things, by Anna Godberson

Bright Young Things
Great cover, no?
Best thing about it.
Much like Godberson's The Luxe, set in Gilded Age New York,this, her take on 1920's Manhattan is facile, improbable, and as melodramatic as a daytime soap.  

An American Tragedy, by Theodore Dreiser

An American Tragedy (Signet Classics) Wonderful classic American literature. Longer than I remembered (800+ pages!) but still so so so good. Book club book.

In the Woods, by Tana French

In the Woods
re-read for book club.

The Stately Home Murder, by Catherine Aird

The Stately Home Murder (Rue Morgue Classic British Mysteries)
Enjoyable but forgettable sort of mystery.

The Secret Adversary, by Agatha Christie

THE SECRET ADVERSARY Fantastic book, of course, but this was a TERRIBLE edition- footnotes all over the place translating (wrongly) English to American English in the most obnoxious, insulting (to both sides!) and wrong way possible. Bizarre.

The Unexpected Guest, by Agatha Christie

The Unexpected Guest
She is perfection.

Garden Bouquets and Beyond, by Suzy bales

Garden Bouquets and Beyond: Creating Wreaths, Garlands, and More in Every Garden Season Lovely and so made me wish it was spring!

Liar, by Justine Larbalastier

LiarAnd I have read some awful books, but this was way, way, way up there.

Dirty Little Secrets, by C.J. Omololu

Dirty Little SecretsTERRIBLE trauma porn YA. The girl's mother is a hoarder, so when the girl finds her dead, smothered to death by magazines, naturally, she tells no one and alternates between cleaning and going to parties. STUPID BOOK!

Henrietta Who? by Catherine Aird

Henrietta Who? Older British mystery- from all the praise I've read, I was expecting more, but the datedness of the entire concept made it hard to enjoy.

The Affair of the Mutilated Mink, by James Anderson

The Affair of the Mutilated Mink (Missing Mysteries) Another kind of homage to British golden-age mysteries, with the same characters and setting as the Affair of the Bloodstained Egg Cozy. Very neatly done.

Heist Society, by Ally Carter

Heist Society Weird but fun and fast YA. Teen thieves who alternate between acting and looking like children to looking and acting like adults- lots of suspension of disbelief in this, but at least it wasn't trauma porn.

The Unidentified, by Rae Mariz

The Unidentified
I really enjoyed this book, but felt that it was thematically so similar to so many books that it didn't feel fresh (I see the comparisons to Westerfeld, but more to Claire Carmichael's Leaving Simplicity and even Suzanne Weyn's The Barcode Tattoo). Also, I thought the language was likely to date VERY fast- unlike Westerfeld's created slang, using current (and some already dated) terms weakened the book. (Isn't craftster so 2004??? ;) Still, it would be thought provoking if one wasn't already immune to that same Larry-brand anti-consumerism rah rah rah.

What's New Cupcake? by Karen Tack

What's New, Cupcake?: Ingeniously Simple Designs for Every OccasionAbsurdly cute and time consuming cupcakes that I sincerely hope I am never lobotomised enough to make.

Ancient Modern: Polymer Clay + Wire Jewelry, By Ronna Weltman

Ancient Modern: Polymer Clay + Wire Jewelry
Interesting ideas, but not my style.

Motel of the Mysteries, by David Macaulay

Motel of the Mysteries Clever if dated graphic novel about archaologists thousands of years in the future trying to understand 20th c American life through the excavation of a motel.

Making Wire Jewelry: 60 Easy Projects in Silver, Copper & Brass, by Mary Clegg

Making Wire Jewelry: 60 Easy Projects in Silver, Copper & BrassVery basic links and loops. Would be great for a beginner at wirework.

The Affair of the Bloodstained Egg Cozy, by James Anderson

The Affair of the Bloodstained Egg Cosy Very well done sort of take-off on classic golden-era locked door country house murder mysteries, rather like G.M. Malliet's more recent takes on the genre. Fun, clever, fast- I liked it very much, although the original (not shown) lurid 1970's cover was terrible.

Decorative Wirework, by Jane Davis

Decorative Wirework: 50+ Ideas for Using Wire to Decorate Your Home, Yourself, or Your Favorite Things (Jewelry Crafts)And, pretty odd ideas they were. Some techniques were interesting, but all the projects were based around miles and miles of CHEAP wire, so not very useful for what I want to be doing. Liked the fern leaf, but 3 ft of wire for a potentially dodgy fern leaf = no.

Nina Garcia's Look Book, by Nina Garcia

Nina Garcia's Look Book: What to Wear for Every OccasionSheer insanity, masquerading as help.
‎"Put together an avant-garde look using just a gray three-piece suit, two accessories, stockings and shoes. On a Tuesday!"
Nina Garcia is insane, and her advice is flawed.
On what to wear to therapy (!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
"Don't muddle up the moment with a strong print or outlandish heels that will distract your therapist. This is serious work. Take a pashmina with you." And in your bag, "be sure to include tissues and a touch-up kit", as well as perfume as "a little spritz of fragrance will do wonders to revitalize your spirit after a taxing session about your life."

Murder on The Bride's Side, by Tracy Kiely

Murder on the Bride's Side: A MysteryFun, classic feeling mystery, sequel to Murder at Longbourn, very enjoyable.